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  • May. 23rd, 2007 at 3:00 AM
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Age: 17
Height: Fairly tall, no giant, but not a shrimp
Weight: Average. He's not a stick but he's not super bulky
Medical Info: Too pretty for his own good. No, seriously, nothing. He's healthy with a case of ego
Eyes: They look vaguely blue-ish
Hair: Kind of auburn red/orange
Physical Traits: Long, gorgeous hair that tends to fall over his eyes, superfab eyelashes, sexy long Go-fingers
What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Anything. Yongha will just laugh at you if you tell him he's from a manga.
Note for Psychics: Yongha has quite a bit of ego floating around inside his big head, and he's been known to play along with nasty things people say about him just to get a rise out of people.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Ask permission~
Hugging/Kissing/Other non-violent physical contact: Yongha will look at you like you are a dirty dirty thing if you touch or hug him, but he reacts a bit differently to mouth raep. No need to ask on the first few, plz tell me if you're about to make with the tonsil hockey on him, though.
Maim/Murder/Death: N-no. He's a Go boy, he doesn't understand the concept of moogles.

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  • May. 23rd, 2007 at 2:52 AM
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Character: Ko Yongha
Series: Hikaru no Go (Manga only)
Character Age: 16
Canon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a world of intensity! A world of gay! A world of go! Where audiences ooh and aah over the click of the stones and players make go-faces so intense you’ll wonder at why they don’t have ulcers by age 18! I speak of none other than the mystical Hikaru no Go! The series focuses on Shindou Hikaru and Touya Akira, bitter love rivals in the game of Go. No one dares to stand between their heart-wrenching games. That is, until they enter the Hokuto Cup.

Enter Ko Yongha, a Korean pro with snark, smirk, ego, and a rapist face that’d put Yagami Light to shame. Of course, Ko Yongha’s ego does not come without some justification. He’s an excellent Go player, and is more than willing to lay on the insults just to get one Shindou Hikaru riled up before a game. He’ll relax around his good friends, joking and laughing, but when it’s time for a game, his ego shines through with outrageous claims that he’s even better than Honinbo Shuusaku, the greatest Go player ever.


Sample Post: Heh, this situation just seems to get more interesting by the moment. When I received notice that I had been invited to a convention by the American Go Association I hardly expected a van to arrive as my transportation. However, my escort seemed quite insistent that the internet instructions he found were entirely reliable. Apparently once you show a man driving directions from Berlin to New York he thinks himself capable of driving from Seoul to Louisiana. I would have argued, but he seemed quite convinced of the resilience of his white van. Plus the look he gave me was quite…encouraging. Though the comments he murmured, something about ‘rapist in training’ seemed a bit bizarre. Hah, the Americans certainly do hire interesting people.

Having arrived now, I must say, I had more faith in the American Go Association. In Korea these events require careful planning and execution. It’s appalling to think that America has such a lack of respect for the game that they think a swamp to be a fitting location for a Go tournament. One cannot calmly place stones when distracted by the moans and groans of poorly paid actors pretending to be undead.

Their treatment of their foreign guests is even more insulting. I am a Korean professional and my translator? A gorilla. I’m hardly one to question equal opportunity employment, but I believe that this simian’s skills are somewhat lacking. The shocked stares and uneasy reactions my fellows have been giving my nametag should be more than an indication of that.

Hm? What’s that? Talking toucans! Really, if they devoted as much to their special effects as they did to their Go playing, someone might actually take this silly nation seriously! A pleasure to meet you, Toucan-san, I trust you’re slightly more competent than my apish translator and stubborn escort. Perhaps you might be able to explain the secret of my mysterious nametag.

What’s that you say? Hah! We don’t even need translators here, is that so? I see you’ve played me for a fool, Gorilla-san. Well, let’s see what they’ve written on it. How amusing! You’ve got quite a morbid sense of humor on you, don’t you my good gorilla friend? Very well then, if that’s you want it to be, let’s see where this little game takes us. Greetings, members of Camp Fuck You Die. As the nametag tells you, my name is Ko Yongha and I have come to have sex with your families.

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